Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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