I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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