Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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