You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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