no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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