Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
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he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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