one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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