He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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