We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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