i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My vagina is officially offended.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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