when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Come on in and take your pants off
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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