Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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