Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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