ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it was like his penis was on wheels.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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