so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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