I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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