I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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