And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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