My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Can i not drive my cunt home
thus making me awesome and them whores
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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