Non-Jews are for practice
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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