Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I skipped work to stalk him.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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