can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize