i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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