You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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