Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
