I wannas sexs uuuuu
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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