Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it's not cheating when I paid for it
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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