I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
