Are we in a gay sports bar?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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