Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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