Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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