She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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