Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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