just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think my vagina is haunted
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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