Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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