You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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