I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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