This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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