I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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