Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
There's even glitter on my cock...
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