:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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