Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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