I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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