I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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