we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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