She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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