I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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