Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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