just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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