How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
All the doctor said was why
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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