Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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