There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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