But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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