Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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