i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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