i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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