Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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