Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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